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im gonna do a rant


about warioware


the new art style stinks

and so do the new voices (for some characters)


lets look at an example from my favorite character


dr crygor


so like the old art style was like

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and the new one is like this

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and like

ew

am i the only one who thinks this is weird

like he used to look like a cool wacky uncle

now it looks like hes senial scared confused and actually old

and get this

he is old

hes like

103

according to the mario wiki

but with the old design he looks actually cool

in game and wario he literally flushes into his toilet and slides into his lab with a rose in his mouth and totally not weirded out by the fact he just slurped through the john

where did that crygor go


my water bottle is across the room this sucks


and so does warioware gold


awesome transition i know


i hate this game

its bad

the actual gameplay is really good

dialogue is somewhat ok

its everything else that sucks

like art and voice acting


my god


what did they do


they made it chibi

ew

yucky

yucky yucky in all of the tum tum regions


now


whilst expanding on my passion of hating on warioware gold


a new game has been announced


WarioWare: Get It Together!

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i

i actually like it


the art style still is hot dog water


but

the game

such a unique concept

it totally makes up for it

warioware gold

that was just regular warioware

but with a bad art style and voice acting

nothing makes up for that other than the fact that warioware is fun


if you dont know

in this new game

its just like warioware

but you control the characters

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also multiplayer


but thats not important

as i was saying

all of the characters have unique abilities


wario has a jet pack and can ram into things


18 volt throws rings from his head but cant move


and all of the microgames are based to fit everyone you play as' controls


its so weird

this is how you get a warioware game right

this is what warioware is

just

weird

zany

this is what warioware is supposed to be

you take an idea based on a gimmick that the console has

and make it bananas crazy


i feel like this is where warioware gold fails a bit though


and


i dont feel like its the games fault entirely


let me explain


all of the wariowares have had a gimmick


except for the first one because that was the first its gimmick was that it was warioware


twisted was about rotating your gameboy advance to play microgames


touched was about touching to do that


smooth moves used the wiis motion controls


game and wario is a wet fart of a game that uses wiiu gamepad controls and i actually kinda enjoy it


get it together let you play as the characters and use their abilities


but what does gold have

well its got button twist and touch controls all in it


but we already saw those

its nothing new

nothing stunning we havent seen before


and if the gameplay is lacking


theres nothing to really cushion the blow of the new nose wipe of an art style


thats why i hate warioware gold


rant over im gonna get some wheat thins


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