im gonna do a rant
about warioware
the new art style stinks
and so do the new voices (for some characters)
lets look at an example from my favorite character
dr crygor
so like the old art style was like
and the new one is like this
and like
ew
am i the only one who thinks this is weird
like he used to look like a cool wacky uncle
now it looks like hes senial scared confused and actually old
and get this
he is old
hes like
103
according to the mario wiki
but with the old design he looks actually cool
in game and wario he literally flushes into his toilet and slides into his lab with a rose in his mouth and totally not weirded out by the fact he just slurped through the john
where did that crygor go
my water bottle is across the room this sucks
and so does warioware gold
awesome transition i know
i hate this game
its bad
the actual gameplay is really good
dialogue is somewhat ok
its everything else that sucks
like art and voice acting
my god
what did they do
they made it chibi
ew
yucky
yucky yucky in all of the tum tum regions
now
whilst expanding on my passion of hating on warioware gold
a new game has been announced
WarioWare: Get It Together!
i
i actually like it
the art style still is hot dog water
but
the game
such a unique concept
it totally makes up for it
warioware gold
that was just regular warioware
but with a bad art style and voice acting
nothing makes up for that other than the fact that warioware is fun
if you dont know
in this new game
its just like warioware
but you control the characters
also multiplayer
but thats not important
as i was saying
all of the characters have unique abilities
wario has a jet pack and can ram into things
18 volt throws rings from his head but cant move
and all of the microgames are based to fit everyone you play as' controls
its so weird
this is how you get a warioware game right
this is what warioware is
just
weird
zany
this is what warioware is supposed to be
you take an idea based on a gimmick that the console has
and make it bananas crazy
i feel like this is where warioware gold fails a bit though
and
i dont feel like its the games fault entirely
let me explain
all of the wariowares have had a gimmick
except for the first one because that was the first its gimmick was that it was warioware
twisted was about rotating your gameboy advance to play microgames
touched was about touching to do that
smooth moves used the wiis motion controls
game and wario is a wet fart of a game that uses wiiu gamepad controls and i actually kinda enjoy it
get it together let you play as the characters and use their abilities
but what does gold have
well its got button twist and touch controls all in it
but we already saw those
its nothing new
nothing stunning we havent seen before
and if the gameplay is lacking
theres nothing to really cushion the blow of the new nose wipe of an art style
thats why i hate warioware gold
rant over im gonna get some wheat thins