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    Posted by willag - August 22nd, 2021


    im gonna do a rant


    about warioware


    the new art style stinks

    and so do the new voices (for some characters)


    lets look at an example from my favorite character


    dr crygor


    so like the old art style was like

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    and the new one is like this

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    and like

    ew

    am i the only one who thinks this is weird

    like he used to look like a cool wacky uncle

    now it looks like hes senial scared confused and actually old

    and get this

    he is old

    hes like

    103

    according to the mario wiki

    but with the old design he looks actually cool

    in game and wario he literally flushes into his toilet and slides into his lab with a rose in his mouth and totally not weirded out by the fact he just slurped through the john

    where did that crygor go


    my water bottle is across the room this sucks


    and so does warioware gold


    awesome transition i know


    i hate this game

    its bad

    the actual gameplay is really good

    dialogue is somewhat ok

    its everything else that sucks

    like art and voice acting


    my god


    what did they do


    they made it chibi

    ew

    yucky

    yucky yucky in all of the tum tum regions


    now


    whilst expanding on my passion of hating on warioware gold


    a new game has been announced


    WarioWare: Get It Together!

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    i

    i actually like it


    the art style still is hot dog water


    but

    the game

    such a unique concept

    it totally makes up for it

    warioware gold

    that was just regular warioware

    but with a bad art style and voice acting

    nothing makes up for that other than the fact that warioware is fun


    if you dont know

    in this new game

    its just like warioware

    but you control the characters

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    also multiplayer


    but thats not important

    as i was saying

    all of the characters have unique abilities


    wario has a jet pack and can ram into things


    18 volt throws rings from his head but cant move


    and all of the microgames are based to fit everyone you play as' controls


    its so weird

    this is how you get a warioware game right

    this is what warioware is

    just

    weird

    zany

    this is what warioware is supposed to be

    you take an idea based on a gimmick that the console has

    and make it bananas crazy


    i feel like this is where warioware gold fails a bit though


    and


    i dont feel like its the games fault entirely


    let me explain


    all of the wariowares have had a gimmick


    except for the first one because that was the first its gimmick was that it was warioware


    twisted was about rotating your gameboy advance to play microgames


    touched was about touching to do that


    smooth moves used the wiis motion controls


    game and wario is a wet fart of a game that uses wiiu gamepad controls and i actually kinda enjoy it


    get it together let you play as the characters and use their abilities


    but what does gold have

    well its got button twist and touch controls all in it


    but we already saw those

    its nothing new

    nothing stunning we havent seen before


    and if the gameplay is lacking


    theres nothing to really cushion the blow of the new nose wipe of an art style


    thats why i hate warioware gold


    rant over im gonna get some wheat thins


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